Where I've Been...

Dear Readers

I regret to inform you for the past couple of weeks (or months, it’s been so long since I’ve written on this God-forsaken site) I’ve been lazy and have ignored this site. I am not depressed and I do not regret doing so. I have not been writing posts because I do not get paid for writing and no one writes comments except for some guy who has been writing really anti-Semitic poems underneath all of the posts. I’ve emailed him to let him know that I’m Catholic and that he can go hate Jews on Facebook like the rest of us. Jackass.

Anyway…

I will make a semi-pledge to try and write on this site maybe, 1/2 a time a week. Why (and how) a 1/2 post you ask? None of your damn business, it’s my site, I’ll do what I want.

Also, in an effort to get more people to follow this blog and to build a better audience base (because all of you suck), please pass along this blog address to your friends and tell them that this is the funniest blog you have ever read. If you have any attractive lady friends, be sure and mention to them that I am also a handsome man of Italian and Irish decent and that I am a great karaoke singer. Chicks dig guys who can sing even while intoxicated, which is my specialty.

I hope you continue your allegiance to me and this blog and I thank you for reading this while you are on the clock at work.

I Love you all.

Actually, that’s too strong of a word.

I tolerate you all.

There we go, much better.