THE DUNKIN’ DONUTS LADY
June 11, 2013 1 Comment
WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE
(Employee) forgot to give me a receipt and then she completely turned into a complete, rude b***h.
Wow, pot calling the kettle black. Or in this case, b***h calling the b***h a b***h.
I feel bad for the kid behind the counter for having to listen to this lady tell the tale of missing receipt. While she’s firing off low IQ rounds of a tear-less sob story, this poor cashier is kicking himself for applying to Dunkin’ Donuts instead of applying to Jack in the Box, where the customers are too drunk to care.
I want the whole f***ing menu, b***h. Twice.
You want over 100 doughnuts…for free……because you didn’t get a receipt? For someone who claims to know the Dunkin’ Donuts policy………this lady doesn’t know jack crap about the Dunkin’ Donuts policy. The Dunkin’ Donuts policy is if you don’t get a receipt with your order, you get refunded the total amount of your order. Contrary to popular belief, it does not entitle you to two of every item on the menu.
She thinks that her next order, no matter how large it may be, should be free instead of being refunded the receipt-less order from the previous night. The previous night? Ok, now I am not so sure this woman is telling the truth because this woman is thin and claims to have purchased Dunkin’ Donuts at night. Only fat people get Dunkin’ Donuts at night; I should know, I am there every night.
I have already called my lawyer and he is already on it.
How would you like to be the lawyer for that conversation?
“Ok, calm down, calm down. Now, what happened again?”
Ok so I ordered some Dunkin’ Donuts and the b***h didn’t give me a receipt and then when I went back the next day, they gave me free food.”
(Rubs eye balls) “And you want me to do what now?”
I want you to close down the Dunkin’ Donuts franchise.
“Karen, for the last time, I am a traffic ticket lawyer. I’m not going to close Dunkin’ Donuts, nor am I going to fulfill your last request of…..(grabs sticky note) killing the fat guy from Subway because you asked for light mayo instead of regular mayo. Call me back when you double park.”
Hi Facebook. This is what you have to do in life. It f***ing sucks, blow my brains out. Actually, what you have to do in life is grow up and not sweat the small stuff. Both of which, this young woman could not handle, so much so that she wished that she could blow her brains out………….instead of getting free donuts.
I gave you guys so many good remarks online, because I have a business degree. There is no joke, that is literally too stupid to make fun of because it makes no sense.
The night shift lady stepped over the line. Because she didn’t, once again, give this woman a receipt. You know, that thing we all throw in the garbage the second we drive out of the parking lot? I’ve gotten spit, hair and a pregnancy test thrown in my french fries countless times and never once did I think to myself, I am going to complain to the night manager at (insert fast food restaurant here) and demand my three dollars back.
I, like all of America, think to myself, ‘Wow. Never going to that one again’, only to return to the very same restaurant a week later, forgetting about the previous injustice and receiving the same saliva-filled hamburger.
There are no take-backs in life. I really hope she remembers that when she applies for job with that “business degree” that she apparently has. I wonder what area of expertise she majored in? Probably online review giving…
Even if they hock a loogie in it, then I don’t even care. Clearly you do. You just made an eight minute, hate-filled rant about how a lady stiffed you on a receipt and now you’re trying to tell me that you wouldn’t care if someone were to spit in your food? This is right after she complimented the cashier about being a great Dunkin’ Donuts employee and how that specific store had always treated her with respect; a store she now is accusing of now taking a dump in her food.
Then, as if she couldn’t possibly prove to me how bad of a person she is, she says this golden line, “That’s why I’m not eating this food, I’m giving it to my boyfriend.” I can only imagine that he was watching this video as he was eating his doughnut and slowly looked down at what he was eating, shrugged his shoulders and resumed eating. Then I imagine that he had the stones to break up with woman and then drive a wooden steak through her heart, which, as everyone knows, is the one way to get rid of a blood-sucking monster.
I gave them so many good recommendations. Over 100.
Don’t you hate it when you write a positive online review for McDonald’s and then they have the balls to screw up your order? Are you kidding me McDonald’s? I literally gave you four stars and compared your service to the pajamas of a cat and THIS is how you repay me?
Then, she finds the “culprit”. The despicable…….Nene? NeyNey? Na-…Ne…..The Receipt Lady!
Guess what, b***h. This s**t is about to go live! Clearly, besides the concepts of manners and being a decent human being, this woman doesn’t understand what “live” means.
Then she goes into some racist rant where she compares not giving someone a receipt to the terrorist attacks of 9/11 and leaves the Dunkin’ Donuts in a delirious ray of false victory.
Keep in mind, this whole thing was ignited by the lack of a receipt. She was going to throw it away anyway; I highly doubt she was going to keep it because there are only two people who keep receipts: accountants and George Costanza.
I wish for one thing to happen. I wish that this woman stops herself one day, realizes that weight of her actions and then makes a plan to right the wrong that she committed………………………….and then a giant meteor falls on her.